We finally meet, Puppet Bomber!
Androgynous Boy?! How did you find this place?!
It was simple! I followed the trail of fallen muses attacked by ninjas and found your secret lair by drawing a pentagram with their locations!
Curses! My plan has been foiled! But I can still escape with my dastardly Intuos tablet that transforms into a hoverboard! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! So long, Androgynous Boy!
You have escaped for now, but mark my words Puppet Bomber, we will meet again!
This made me laugh so dang hard.
that’s almost too cruel
almostbeautiful
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
Needs a hat tho… hm…


